5 worst 'Alaskan' movies
Ben Anderson |
Jan 26, 2012
These movies are vastly different both in theme and subject matter -- "The Grey" is an action flick of the kind that the well-regarded actor Neeson seems increasingly drawn to nowadays, which prompted NPR to ask, "What will Liam Neeson punch next?" The movie is directed by Joe Carnahan, whose last name is appropriately reminiscent of "carnage" and who also directed Neeson in the equally frenetic "A-Team" movie last year. "Big Miracle," on the other hand, looks to be a feel-good cross between a romantic comedy and environmental activism film, and stars the perky personalities of Drew Barrymore and John Krasinski, among others. It's directed by Ken Kwapis, whose other directorial offerings are similar lighthearted fare, like “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” and “Dunston Checks In.” But perhaps the biggest difference is that of these two movies, both purported to take place in Alaska, only one ("Big Miracle") was filmed here. Filmmakers of "The Grey" -- despite a lucrative set of Alaska tax credits that the Legislature must vote to extend or abandon this session -- opted for the Alaska-lite filming locale of British Columbia, Canada. Now, most people won't know the difference, which is what Hollywood always counts on when it comes to film settings. But there's debate to be had over whether Alaska should want every movie -- "The Grey" depicts its team of oilmen not only crashing in the wilderness, but subsequently being stalked by a pack of what appear to be the most murderous wolves in history. It even prompts Neeson to tape single-shot alcohol bottles to his hands, giving him claws and making it a fair fight when he decides to have a showdown with a wolf. "The Grey" might not be a bad movie. In fact, it even had a favorable score of 78 percent on the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes in the day before its release. It might even end up being a better-regarded film than "Big Miracle," which was shot in Alaska. But the image it gives Alaska can't be one that anyone in the state is too thrilled about. Thus "The Grey" will likely join the pantheon of films promoting a wide array of misconceptions about the Last Frontier and the lives that its people. Here are five other films that misconstrue Alaska in a way that might never be forgiven.
1. 'The Edge' (1997)So "The Edge," a suspense thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin, never explicitly states that it's taking place in Alaska. It's clear from the float planes, soaring mountaintops, rushing rivers and remote locales that the filmmakers are attempting to evoke the "Great Land." There are references to early sunsets and Kodiak bears. The Native American imagery is a little muddled, depicting not Alaska Natives but another, more traditional stereotype of a continental American Indian. But the film, which was written by the usually reliable (and Pulitzer Prize-winning) David Mamet, was filmed almost entirely in Alberta, Canada. Not only that, but its affronts to Alaska are numerous, full of flawed logic and implausible circumstances. The story revolves around a billionaire (Hopkins) and a fashion photographer (Baldwin), who are forced to survive in the wilderness after their plane strikes apparently the largest flock of geese in recorded history -- if the number of feathers flying into the cockpit are any indication. Hopkins suspects Baldwin is having an affair with his wife, and so the men must fight the beast inside themselves, in addition to another, less metaphorical beast: a 1,500 pound Kodiak grizzly. In the early part of the movie, a grizzled innkeeper warns the naïve New Yorkers about bears. "They'll kill ya as soon as look at ya," he says. "Nothin' he'd rather eat than human flesh -- he's a man-killing machine." Sounds about right. He then warns people not to leave food uncovered, even indoors. It doesn't stop Anthony Hopkins from stumbling upon a whole ham sitting uncovered by an open window later that night in the kitchen -- a ham he then leaves out. Film critic Roger Ebert, in his review of the film, mocked the first credit after the movie's dramatic conclusion, which in bold letters proclaims "Bart the Bear," the grizzly featured in the film. Despite Ebert's scoffing at the credit, it feels appropriate. The bear is the most Alaskan thing about the whole movie. Well, that and the sweet grizzly-fur vest that Anthony Hopkins makes later in the film.
by rsmithanchorage | January 31, 2012 - 12:31pm
Re: On Deadly Ground, it was reported that they used cardboard cutouts for the sled dogs and natives in some snowy scenes. I'll have to look at it again for the details.
by NativeRadio | January 31, 2012 - 7:46am
~ Liam Neeson..Eating wolf & bragging about it shame on you! ~ "In addition to the misrepresentation of these magnificent animals, actors also ate two wolves. To quote from an article about the making of this movie: "To get the cast of 'The Grey' in the mood for the wild, director Joe Carnahan had wolf stew prepared for them. The meat was made from real wolves. And no, it didn't taste like chicken. Many cast members lost their lunch. But [Liam] Neeson 'went up for seconds of the wolf stew. A few guys did upchuck. We all knew what we were eating. All I can say is it was very game-y. But I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.''".
by AK Rhythm | January 29, 2012 - 11:44pm
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Not-Filmed-in-Alaska-NFAK/245432195534233
by NorthStar | January 27, 2012 - 5:43pm
While watching "The Proposal"... A made for TV science fiction film called "Wyvern" is set above the arctic circle, was filmed in B.C, and is absolutely obvious that it was filmed in B.C.
by majormajor | January 27, 2012 - 3:36pm
Hey Ben, I almost took your list seriously until I got to the part where you deal with The Simpsons Movie. Seriously? A cartoon? There are so many real misrepresentations of our state in film, it puzzles one to think why you would take on a cartoon. What gives?
by LSW | January 30, 2012 - 3:14pm
I thought handing over $1000 was one of the funniest parts of the film.
by majormajor | January 27, 2012 - 3:37pm
Also, "Insomnia", 2002, filmed not in Nightmute, its purported setting, but in B.C., is a good story. It tries to depict the down side of long summer days in the sub-arctic, and achieves something on that score. However, in large part it totally misrepresents life in the North. The setting, and people in it, furthermore, are nearer to life on Mars than life in the real Nightmute, Alaska.
by Craig | January 27, 2012 - 3:56pm
I think Insomnia was filmed close to Alaska, near Hyder, AK, just outside of Stewart, BC.
by LSW | January 27, 2012 - 3:27pm
For me it is "Avalanche" aka. Escape from Alaska. 1999. "...the wife takes on a corporation which wants to extend an oil pipeline across the tundra above Juneau. - IMDb" Tundra above Juneau? An oil Pipeline above Juneau? An avalanche that takes 20 minutes to fall on top of Juneau (20 seconds would stretch it). Of course we who live in Juneau apparently run around in pastel colored snow suites and ski boots, all the people running for their lives look like Jet setters and a ski-resort in Europe. Oh, and the Federal building is apparently an office building holding oil executives. It does use some stock footage of Juneau & Douglas Island. You can find it on IMDb. But don't forget "30 days of night" 2007, Yes Barrow may be a good choice for vampires... but an airport that closes with no flights in or out for 30 days? Only 30 days of darkness? Oh and Barrow has few natives and only a couple dozen houses and a mine or oil station? LOL
by majormajor | January 27, 2012 - 3:22pm
Any list of top movies which mis-represent reality in Alaska absolutely should include Walt Disney's "The Alaskan Eskimo", 1953. A "documentary" filmed in Hooper Bay, it portrays a highly romanticized, feel-good version of life on the Bering Sea coast of the day.
by ccairnes | January 27, 2012 - 9:11am
How about "Cry Vengeance" which was filmed in Ketchikan? It's pretty bad. And then there's "Limbo", which was filmed in and around Juneau and was actually pretty good, if you like John Sayler's style. Oh, and don't forget "The Savage Innocents".
by Craig | January 27, 2012 - 3:58pm
Awwh, you left out Edna Ferber's "Ice Palace" a movie set in pre-statehood Alaska featuring Richard Burton, Robert Ryan, Jim Backus (of Mr. Magoo fame) and George Takei (Star Trek's Mr. Sulu) among others. Some of it was filmed in Petersburg in the late 1950's, there was also some footage of Wrangell as well. The best part to me was the footage of fishing boats. Not such a great film, so deserving a mention as well.
by zidar | January 27, 2012 - 8:16am
I enjoy North to Alaska. Mostly I enjoy seeing the sierras a couple of hours from downtown LA stand in for Alaska. The album Johnny Horton came out with to coincide with the film has some other great tunes as well. And don't forget teen idol Fabian, who also has a role in the film. But just as there are bad films there are good ones. Don't miss Runaway Train, an excellent film which does a great job of creating the look and feel of Alaska. But that could be because the film had a Russian director unaware that he could have shot the film in Needles or maybe Bishop.
by copperrivergal | January 26, 2012 - 11:25pm
I thought the Proposal was filmed on the east coast. Having been through Sitka once,and raised on the Maine coast; it was actually the lobster bouys on the fishing sheds that gave it away. There were ridiculous scenes of the grandmother trying to be a native and then the medical equiptment was the final straw. Our copy ended up in the wood stove even though I protested it would contaminate the ashes.
by runsilentrundeep | January 26, 2012 - 10:07pm
Thanks for the list Ben. Traditionally any movie that features Alaska is at the botom of the theatrical ladder. There might be an exception but I can't think of it. I agree that "On Deadly Ground" was a real stinker. Maybe the group that hands out money to film companies who actually come here could maybe have some sort of standard(like a good script) before they hand out the money. Some of these movies are so bad I can't imagine that it's good PR for Alaska.
by craigmedred | January 27, 2012 - 12:57am
a bunch of Alaska state 'crats deciding what would be a "good script?" somebody's got a plot line for woody allen's next. |

In a two-week span, two movies about Alaska will make their big-screen, big-budget debuts. "The Grey," starring Liam Neeson, comes out nationwide Friday and tells the story of oil workers who become stranded when their plane crashes in the Alaska wilderness. "Big Miracle," which had its unofficial debut on Wednesday in Washington, D.C., tells the story of a 1988 rescue of grey whales trapped in the sea ice near Barrow.












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