Listen to state Geologist Bob Swenso updating the Senate Resources Committee about Mt. Redoubt: {mp3}Mt Redoubt update 02.10.2009_010129_0____bob_swenson{/mp3} And an appropriate poem:

Don't believe it.
Fake volcano.

Belching bluff.
Only bluffing.

Innards spinning.
Spin. Then slow.

Needles jump!
Only coughing.

No eruption.
Just an echo.

What was that!?
That was nothing.

And nothing still.
And now? And no.

But rumbles double,
then redoubling.

Seismic gurgles.
Top don't blow.

Doubts redouble,
Doubts re-doubting.

Doubt and re-doubt
Fake volcano.