In case any of you are doubting the power of free markets to innovate, "Feti," a storefront at the hand-made-only web retailer, Etsy, offers a variety of embryo ornaments intended to be one step ahead of all those "Baby's First [blank]" gifts. Feti has a number of ornaments depicting embryonic versions of fictional characters and celebrities, including several characters from the Twilight vampire franchise, and, to be certain, ex-Gov. Sarah Palin. The Palin embryo sports a pair of square-framed glasses and a version of her iconic hairstyle, has red, heart-shaped lips, and carries a tiny pistol. How much? $9.99. The shop's Palin page is sure to say that the ornament just for fun and isn't intended to be a political statement. See for yourself, here.