Inexplicably, after making no statements to reporters with questions about her final, state-required financial disclosure forms, and almost none about any other legitimate matter, Sarah Palin has issued a public statement responding to what Levi Johnston recently intimated about her on CBS's The Early Show. Palin's statement said his interview was full of sensational lies, and that we should disbelieve people who "sell their body for money." People who do that are generally more trustworthy than people who sell their bodies for drugs, but whatever... we won't quibble. Lest anyone forget, the former Gov. is also the former Miss Wasilla. Read People Magazine's report on Palin's Levi crack-back, here. Read E! Online's here, and read the Seattle Post-Intelligencer's TV Guide entry, here. And, why not read The Plastic Surgery Channel's report while you're at it.