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'Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Sarah Palin'

| Jul 29, 2010
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The world's greatest bumper sticker was spotted on a white pickup truck in the Alaska Dispatch parking lot in East Anchorage Wednesday morning. According to an earnest Dispatch intern, the truck has been parked there several times over the past week.

The sticker features the floating head of Sarah Palin, grinning and squinting into the bright American sun, with the same vaguely militaristic star John McCain used on his 2008 bumper stickers. The truck, a white Ford F-150, is no longer in the lot. A quick internet search revealed a pile of similar stickers and swag, including:

"Don't Blame Me . . . I VOTED FOR SARAH PALIN. And the old guy." (Complete with starred and striped moose.)

"Don't Blame Me I Voted for Sarah" t-shirts, clocks, aprons, and maternity wear.

Or, if you like being ahead of the game, plaster a "Sarah Palin 2012" sticker on your car now. In 18 months you'll look downright prescient.

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Posted By: Terry Spears @ 07.30.2010 6:15 AM
I have one of those on my pickup truck, If you see this truck you will know that it is me. Melvindale Michigan.
Posted By: Nana @ 07.29.2010 10:38 PM
What kind of President goes on the View? A smart one. And by the way Bush went on daytime TV and so did Reagan. Racist morons
Posted By: Nana @ 07.29.2010 10:36 PM
Are all Alaskans as stupid as the ones who write here. What a bunch of morons. Please please separate from the US. For so few citizens, you take more federal money than any other state. You elect a complete buffoon and backwards person in Sarah and brag about it? Please teach your kids about birth control and the importance of education. Edu what you say? Clearly none of you are educated. Stupid dumb hicks. Are you all married to your cousins or sisters because there is clearly something subpar about your mentality. Obama is a secret Muslim.
Racist white trash.
Posted By: Justin @ 07.29.2010 9:11 PM
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THE PRESIDENT WENT ON TV THAT CONFIRMS THAT HE'S A MUSLIM.

Republicans talk about running the country like a business, yet if the government was a business it would be bankrupt by now. The first thing a business needs is a product: for the government, that's safety and security of a large congregation of people. THE SECOND THING YOU NEED IS INCOME: THAT'S TAXES. Raise the shit out of the taxes on people making over 375k a year and ease up on the middle class; in case you hadn't heard, the middle class's labor is what pays for the rich people's yachts. I agree, Obama's been a big dissapointment, but if you seriously think Failin' Palin would have been better, then you have no foresight. Palin would run this country into the ground with a wink faster than you can holler "You betcha!"

As to the "point" you make with The View... things like this only cheapen our political process even more, and they're the reason we're the laughing stock of the rest of the world. I love America, and I want it to return to the financially stable glory it once savored, not this imploding mess caused by cutting income and spending at will. Invest in the foundation of America with food, clothes, medicine and education for ALL, and then we can start selling our intelligence and innovation to the rest of the world.
Posted By: Saber @ 07.29.2010 4:53 PM
I have one on my Dodge Ram in Tok Alaska and it says..... Sarah Palin if she can skin a Moose she can skin a Jackass in 2012!
Posted By: Ace @ 07.29.2010 2:57 PM
Hey Tom,
You should just get a T-shirt for your wife or partner (whatever) that says "I'm with stupid -->"

Love the sticker and YES, you cannot blame those of us who voted for McCain/Palin for the current day mess in the White House.

What kind of President goes on the View? Disgraceful....
Posted By: Tom @ 07.29.2010 11:05 AM
I used to have a "Sarah Palin is an Idiot" sticker. Then I sold the car. : ( I can't wait to get a new sticker for my new car.. YAY!!
Posted By: Carlton West @ 07.29.2010 8:05 AM
Gov. Sarah Palin certainly does look more Presidential every day. Her star is ascendant, her message resonates across America.

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